DimmestArc

Ben/M/19/USA
I'm here more for my own amusement. I usually follow back, if your blog seems interesting.
thefallingdragon:

DAMN IT SERANA I THOUGHT THAT ZOMBIE WAS AN ENEMY DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOUT YOU TO PIECES

thefallingdragon:

DAMN IT SERANA I THOUGHT THAT ZOMBIE WAS AN ENEMY DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOUT YOU TO PIECES

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via emotionalhemophilia)

headlikealamb:

asktoothless:

izziesworldofizzie:

kathryndec:

bootydestroyer:

captjackfrost:

notadangirl:

luckyspike:

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

now i regret having never watched futurama

One of the many reasons futurama is my favorite show

This and the Fry’s dog episode are only a few episodes apart. Marathoning Futurama is an emotional rollercoaster.

Dont even get me started on the last ever episode

and fuck you

(via sandiroseskips)